I go to my old place of employment to visit some friends and coworkers when I run into this guy I used to work with. I guess I would consider him a friend too... we would have lunch together on occasion and chit chat during our breaks.
Him: Hey (a beautiful stranger)! I didn't think I would see you again before I left for my new job.
Me: Oh! Well I am happy we got to see each other before you left.
Him: So, (a beautiful stranger), there is something I have wanted to ask you but didn't think I could cause I didn't think I would see you again. But here you are. So this question might be a little offensive but I really want to ask you cause you were the first person I thought of.
Me: Ok.... go ahead and ask!
Him: So. My friend is wanting to get breast implants and asked me if I knew anyone who had a really good pair and find out from them who their doctor was. I IMMEDIATELY thought of you and was wondering if your breast are fake and who did them.
Me: They are real. Sorry. I have no recommendations.
Him: OOOOOOHHHHH! I thought they were fake this WHOLE time. I mean, lets just get this straight. All guys look at women's boobs. No matter how professional they are. So...
Me: Ok? Um. I feel really weird right now that you asked me that. What can I say to that?
So yeah. I tried to laugh the whole thing off and not make a big deal about it but hmmmmmmm. Sexual harassment? Just throwing it out there, people.
Done.
i wouldn't really know what to say to a guy if he said that to me. i think i'd just hit him.
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